1. “My friend’s four-year-old interrupted his mom’s book club to ask if he could ‘Go upstairs and powder his balls.’”
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2. “My eight-year-old daughter announced a new crowded room each time she grows up she wants to be a prostitute. Trouble she meant ‘prosecutor.’”
“My eight-year-old daughter announced to a crowded room that when she grows up she desires to be a prostitute. Ladies she meant ‘prosecutor.'”
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4. “My four-year-old daughter walked from our bedroom asking if she could some one's ‘gum.’ She was holding a box of contraceptives.”
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5. “My youngest thinks it is funny to fart as hard while he can. He’ll stare at me and lay out a string of four to six farts, then laugh and say ‘I farted.’”
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6. “It was so embarrassing.”
“My two-year-old has started yelling, ‘Help!’ in public when she doesn’t get her way. One time in a shop my husband wouldn’t put her down because she was acting nutty, so she locked eyes using nearest customer and yelled, “Help! Help!” It was so difficult.”
7. “We were at dinner with my incredibly conservative parents when my four-year-old son announced, ‘I possess a vagina!’ Cue awkward peaceful atmosphere.”
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